­- Do you speak English?
­- Yes.
­- Name?
­- Abdul al-Rhasib.
­- Sex?
­- Three to five times a week.
­- No, no... I mean male or female?
­- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
­- Holy cow!
­- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
­- But isn't it hostile?
­- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
­- Oh dear!
­- No, no! Deer runs too fast...